It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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