I wanna passion pit in your ass
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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