Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
nutella sex= disaster
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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