Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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