I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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