She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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