all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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