She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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