and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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