Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
