I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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