I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I have fence marks all over my body
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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