WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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