covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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