My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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