You're so nebulous sometimes
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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