She announced her abortion via fbk
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
