when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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