all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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