I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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