Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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