if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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