Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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