I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He shit in the fireplace
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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