She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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