I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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