sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Someone signed my nipple.
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