You work out of a Hotel?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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