Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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