3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I think i got beer on your cat.
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