How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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