I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Why did my mother make you get naked?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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