On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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