You can't special order awesome
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
