So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
