you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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