My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Who died my cat blue again?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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