found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I have demons in me.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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