did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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