Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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