Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Enjoy the penises
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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