the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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