At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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