just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Randomize
