I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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