I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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