I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
