i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
