What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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