I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I wish there were birth control emojis
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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