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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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